Something large and frightening attacks. And, for once, it's not a Wakefield's ego.
Elizabeth finds out that the Wakefield Compound is not the epicenter of the universe and takes it about as well as you'd assume.
The location of the party gets decided. And there's a big argument within Team Boring. Well, not Julie. She's still on the floor where we left her.
Elizabeth gets serious. The Unicorns go shopping. The dresses are fabulous.
Jessica refuses to take responsibility, but she's throwing the best party ever, so it all balances out.
There is fire, heroics, gaslighting, super powers, and Elizabeth is very very humble.
Important queries arise regarding onion dip, and an impenetrable wall is found surrounding the town
Whatever's going on, it's definitely NOT aliens.
Elizabeth plans to organise the town. Jessica plans to watch Days of Turmoil.
“One minute, Mr. Nydick was rubbing Jessica’s shoulders, in a wholly inappropriate way, under the guise of demonstrating… something about the Civil War, the next he wasn’t.”